Princess Diana's Road Crossing

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Road
Woman
Car
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Princess Diana

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is dark as heck, which is probably something YOU are used to (because your mom is also dark and always angry). It's saying Princess Diana died in a car crash because she wasn't wearing a seat belt. It's funny 'cause it's morbid and a little shocking. Get it now, Einstein?