Wear jokes
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.