Wear jokes
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Alberta.
The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.
This definitely works
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an owl that wears armor?
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What does a house wear? Address.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...