Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
*One day u see a girl climb a pole and ask her* Why are u climbing that pole Because a boy payed me to He did that to see your underwear Oh. Ok *next day u see her do the same thing* why are u ding the same thing Well I got him this time. I did not wear underwear
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? - Because they don't C#.
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
