Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
My day started out great until I woke up
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..