Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is as simple as it gets. It's playing on the word "bald". Eagles aren't actually bald, but the joke suggests they would be if they didn't have wigs, which is absurd because birds don't wear wigs. You probably have never seen an eagle in your life, but they are majestic hunters. You wouldn't know anything about it, I guess.