I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The 'press' usually refers to news reporters or media outlets, but this joke plays on the literal meaning of 'press' as in to push something. So, when someone presses the badges that say 'press', they fall over because they were pushed. See? It's not rocket science... which is probably a good thing for you.