Flag

Flag Jokes

Living

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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  • Dad

    My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

    So I took down his confederate flag.

    Culture

    Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

    Plus

    What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

    I don’t know, flags big plus.

    Man

    I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

    Pole

    Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.

    *Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

    Cross

    Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

    Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

    Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

    Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

    Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

    Game

    What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

    Capture the flag.

    Assumption

    Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

    Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”