Flag jokes
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.