Wear jokes
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Memes
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.