Wear jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why are eagles š¦ bald?
Because they donāt wear wigs.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Memes
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnāt wear a seatbelt.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why donāt women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because theyāll get chapped lips.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What do lemons š wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns donāt work.