Wear

Wear jokes

Eagle

Why are eagles 🦅 bald?

Because they don’t wear wigs.

Tampon

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Condom

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

Arrest

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

Rug

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

Cow

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.