Wear jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Memes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.