why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs? A plastic surgeon 😷
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots so they can climb a fence easier
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Wears pink
This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What does a cloud wear in a storm? Thunderwear
What do penguins 🐧 wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
