Wear jokes

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?

Because they’ll get chapped lips.

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

What did Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass flippers.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.