Wear jokes
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
Memes
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...