Wear Jokes

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT

why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school

A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.

Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...

If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!

What does a house wear? Address.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.

what do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.