Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
