Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Princess Diana's Road Crossing
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! This joke is dark, like your future. It's saying Princess Diana didn't need to cross the road because she died in a car crash... because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. It's funny because it's tragic, and you probably laugh at your own reflection, you Neanderthal.