How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, “I thought you guys only drink blood?”

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I’m making tea.”

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

Why do female para-chutist’s have to wear tampon’s before they jump ?

So they don’t whistle on the way down !

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Why don’t midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store