How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, “I thought you guys only drink blood?”

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I’m making tea.”

Why do female para-chutist’s have to wear tampon’s before they jump ?

So they don’t whistle on the way down !

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.