Riddles
How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?
So they don't whistle on the way down !
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches