Tampon jokes
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.