How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?
So they don't whistle on the way down !
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches
Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store
yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
This morning I was having a conversation with my ex boyfriend about reincarnation I said to him if you could come back in the next life as anything what would you come back as and he thought about it for a minute and says a tree that way everybody can look at me and admire me. Then he says the same thing to me I started thinking about it when these two sexy half naked studs walked by one was a jock the other on his bicycle I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat but knowing my luck I'll come back as a tampon
