Tampon Jokes

Riddles

Anonymous
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How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

Vampire

Anonymous
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A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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Eating

Dickjerker
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Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Offensive

D......fickenkid
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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Vampire

GIRL
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3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Girlfriend

Anonymous
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My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

Offensive

Anonymous
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What do tampons and your sister have in common!

Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Sperm

Me
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Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie

Woman

Darkness of Being
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I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Parachute

Mick Nolan
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Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?

So they don't whistle on the way down !

Dumbness

Anonymous
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Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts

Bungee

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You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump

Nothing

Yvonne
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches