Period

Anonymous

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

Sister

Anonymous

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

Jump

Mick Nolan

Why do female para-chutist’s have to wear tampon’s before they jump ?

So they don’t whistle on the way down !

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

Head

GIRL

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Bar

Anonymous

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, “I thought you guys only drink blood?”

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I’m making tea.”

Guess

Anonymous

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

Nothing

Yvonne

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

Fat

Angela

yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

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