Tampon Jokes

Anonymous

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

Anonymous

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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Dickjerker

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

D......fickenkid
in Offensive

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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Anonymous

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

Anonymous
in Offensive

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

GIRL

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Darkness of Being
in Woman

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Anonymous
in Dumbness

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Mick Nolan
in Parachute

Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?

So they don't whistle on the way down !

Yvonne

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Angela
in Yo mama

yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Anonymous
in Adult

What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts

Lovely perv

What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Kisngrove
in Dwarf

Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

CUDAHY 213

You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump

Anonymous

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store

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