How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

Why do female para-chutist’s have to wear tampon’s before they jump ?

So they don’t whistle on the way down !

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, “I thought you guys only drink blood?”

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I’m making tea.”

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.