How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, “I thought you guys only drink blood?”
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I’m making tea.”
Why do female para-chutist’s have to wear tampon’s before they jump ?
So they don’t whistle on the way down !
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches
yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.