When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
one time i ate a chair.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round.....
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
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you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
