When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round.....
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down
Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!
A blind man walk into a bar.............and a table..............and a chair.............and the counter
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
