Apparel jokes

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.