Apparel jokes

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖

Jeans! (DYM 98)

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?

It’s just a rental.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.