Apparel jokes

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.