What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Why don’t Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!11

What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?

ill-eagle! 😂

What is a bald eagle’s favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

Bald Eagle

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle 🦅

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds

Why are eagles 🦅 bald?

Because they don’t wear wigs.

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

U geiy haha lol

What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen

why are bald eagles bald? because you’re bald!!

What do you use to strap an eagle’s nest together?

An eagleastic band!

Eagle:'You know why hunting me would be a bad idea? Because it is ILL-EAGLE!

What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home

I love having fun

What time eeeeeee

A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.

They didn’t have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

What is a egg 🥚

What is a bald eagle’s favorite chip?


What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚘? A magic car 🚗 can fly and a human can not fly