What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.