Eagle jokes
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald? Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!