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What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

Eagle:'You know why hunting me would be a bad idea? Because it is ILL-EAGLE!

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.

What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen