Dog

Anonymous

What is a bald eagle’s favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

Animal

Daniel King

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

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Fast

Anonymous

Why don’t Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!11

Bird

Anonymous

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

Desert

Yeet

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

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Desert

BEN DOVER

Teacher: what’s your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

Sick

Daniel King

What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?

ill-eagle! 😂

Man

Mom

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

Hair

Anonymous

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

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Time

Razor

I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away

Baldness

Anonymous

why are bald eagles bald? because you’re bald!!

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America

Anonymous

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

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Bird

Fan of eagles

Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!

Forehead

Anonymous

They didn’t have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

Cross

Levi Ox

What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen

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Don

Daniel King

Why are eagles 🦅 bald?

Because they don’t wear wigs.

Puns

Eagle

Eagle:'You know why hunting me would be a bad idea? Because it is ILL-EAGLE!

Puns

Dex

Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds