Eagle Jokes

in Bald Eagle

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

Daniel King

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

in Bird

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles


Teacher: what's your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle


Me:cause it fits in my backpack


If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows

Daniel King

What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?

ill-eagle! 😂

Fan of eagles

Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!


What is a school shooter's favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle


By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle

in Bald Eagle

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

in Bald Eagle

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

in Bald Eagle

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

in Animal

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle


once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"


I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away


Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.

in Difference

what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

they both live underground, except for the eagle

in Sister

Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!