Eagle Jokes

Anonymous
in Bald Eagle

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

Daniel King

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Anonymous
in Bird

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

BEN DOVER

Teacher: what's your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

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Anonymous

If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows

Daniel King

What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?

ill-eagle! 😂

Fan of eagles

Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!

Yeet

What is a school shooter's favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

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By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle

Anonymous
in Bald Eagle

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

Anonymous
in Bald Eagle

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Mom
in Bald Eagle

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

Anonymous
in Animal

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle

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Anonymous

once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"

Razor

I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away

Anonymous

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.

rabbit
in Difference

what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

they both live underground, except for the eagle

in Sister

Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!