Eagle jokes
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald? Because they don’t wear wigs.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.