What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle
What bird doesn’t need a comb
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion?