Eagle jokes
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.