What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What do you call a sick eagle š¦ ?
ill-eagle! š
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because itās talon-ted!!
What bird doesnāt need a comb
bald eagles
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows
Why are eagles š¦ bald?
Because they donāt wear wigs.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagleastic band!
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
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Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
