Dog

Anonymous

What is a bald eagle’s favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

Fast

Anonymous

Why don’t Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!11

Animal

Daniel King

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

School

Yeet

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

Sick

Daniel King

What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?

ill-eagle! 😂

Man

Mom

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

Bird

Anonymous

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

Baldness

Anonymous

why are bald eagles bald? because you’re bald!!

Hair

Anonymous

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

Bird

Fan of eagles

Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!

America

Anonymous

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

Cross

Levi Ox

What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen

Puns

Dex

Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds

Don

Daniel King

Why are eagles 🦅 bald?

Because they don’t wear wigs.

Puns

Eagle

Eagle:'You know why hunting me would be a bad idea? Because it is ILL-EAGLE!

Bear

Razor

I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away

Animal

Daniel King

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle 🦅

Puns

Lerk

A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.

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