What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Egg
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
what did the eagle say to obama ????? he said: joemama
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
