Princess jokes
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
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Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!