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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball
she gagged and took it like a champ
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
