Common

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Shoulder

Anonymous

How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment…

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Daughter

Biggie

Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said “it’s time to go sweetie” but before we could go someone said “stop them they have my daughter!”

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

Cross

Anonymous

why did princess diana cross the road?- cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

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Shoulder

9erboyz

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff…

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

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Shoulder

Anonymous

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Puns

John Doe

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It’s not you, it’s a-me, Mario!

Common

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are the wall.

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Common

Cal

What’s world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn’t stop both of them

Die

Cat of death

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

…Too soon?

Steering Wheel

darkminded

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana’s mind

The steering wheel

Shoulder

Anonymous

how did we know princess Diana had dandruff… cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash

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Cross

Anonymous

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana’s mind? The steering wheel.

Car

Anonymous

Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Puns

Anonymous

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? – Because it was Luke warm.

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Ball

Ketchup

Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?

A: The glitterbug.

Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?

A: Because they always make-up

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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?

A: In their flowerbed

Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?

A: She was a flip-flop

Q: What should you wear to a tea party?

A: A t-shirt

Q: What’s rain’s favorite accessory?

A: A rainbow

Q: Where does a sink go dancing?

A: The Dish-co

Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?

A: Knight time.

Q: Why did the Genie get mad?

A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.

Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?

A: A bun.

Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?

A: Hip hop.

Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?

A: Shop ‘til they hop.

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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?

A: She nailed it.

Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

A: Goooooooooooold!

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?

A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?

A: Inside.

Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?

A: He forgot his lawsuit.

Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?

A: He crashed the computer

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Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?

A: An eyeball.

Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?

A: Shells.

Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?

A: In the fall.

Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?

A: Because he knew he would pass.

Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?

A: Because it was flat.

Q: Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?

A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?

Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

A: Pi

Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r

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Life

Noah Till

What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi

Darkness

Dave from Doncaster

How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!

Woman

Mull

Why did princess Diana cross the road?

-she wasn’t wearing a seat belt