What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you think you're at a fancy UFC fight, right? Big tough guys beating each other up. But SURPRISE! You're actually in a mental hospital full of loonies duking it out. Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? Probably 'cause you got the brainpower of a goldfish, ya jabroni.
