Wardrobe jokes

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

I just shed my pants.

When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.