Wardrobe jokes

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

I just shed my pants.

When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.