I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I just shed my pants.
I once masturbated in the bathroom
I was looking for something, for a little help
Looked in the wardrobe And found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN
