Vs jokes

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.

What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?

Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.