Mosquito vs. Blonde

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! The joke is that both blondes and mosquitoes suck. Mosquitoes suck blood, but the joke implies blondes "suck" in a different way, like they're dumb or annoying. The punchline is that even though both suck, at least the mosquito stops when you smack it. Get it now, dummy? I know that I have to spell it out for you, because you're a real winner in the brains department. Did you know that you are more likely to believe in conspiracy theories? Sad!