What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is trying to be funny by suggesting that the speaker would hit his girlfriend, but he can't because she's holding a mop, so she can defend herself. It's messed up because it uses the idea of domestic violence for a cheap laugh. You probably chuckled, didn't you? Don't be ashamed; just try to be better. You're still my favorite idiot though.