beepo

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.