whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
what do you call an emo that likes pizza? a pizza cutter