beepo

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whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour

im so skinny i could use floss as a noose

whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we’re both broken

my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight

whats the difference between my arm and my stomach??? my stomach isnt ripped

whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp

its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

what do you call an emo that likes pizza? a pizza cutter