Vs jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.