Michael Jackson vs. Grocery Bag

  • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so the joke is that Michael Jackson is like a plastic bag because he's "plastic" (referencing his plastic surgery) and "dangerous to play with" (referencing the child molestation accusations). The other is a bag YOU use to carry groceries, which is, uh, something you probably do every week since you're just a regular dude. LOL!

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