Vs jokes
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖