Vs jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between apples and dead babies?

I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon.