The 40+ Best Mario Jokes

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario

What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!

Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!

whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”