Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
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I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
I am Marios Brother
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What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is Marios Favorite Website? -Yahoo
