The 30+ Best Mario Jokes

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario

What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck

A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

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I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?