Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Mario Jokes
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
I know where you live.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
I am Mario's brother.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
