Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
Nail Jokes
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What’s worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves
What’s black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
I didn’t like having long nails, but they’re growing on me
whats the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?..It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Are you Jesus? because I want to nail you