Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
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what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
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HI BRADYEEEEEEEE
Hi trent
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
