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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

I didn’t like having long nails, but they’re growing on me

Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy

What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them

What’s more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick

What is Jesus’ favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees

You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.

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Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

Pope francis “What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross ?”

“My p....”