Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
HI BRADYEEEEEEEE
Hi trent
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!
