Orphans vs. People

Listen up, you chucklehead! This joke is so easy, even a bear who hibernates through history class gets it. Orphans don't have families, because their parents are, well, you know... gone. People who aren't orphans usually have 'em. It's like saying, 'What do you have that a rock doesn't?' The answer is parents, genius! Did you even go to school or did you just eat paste?