Back

Isaac Newton vs. Stabbed Baby

Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it's comparing a famous scientist, Isaac Newton, to a dead baby. The punchline is that Newton died a virgin, implying that at least Newton got laid before dying, while the baby didn't even get a chance. It's dark humor because, well, a baby dies. And you're probably laughing because you're messed up.

    Categories

    • Comments (12)

    • I just can't man, I've been on this site for a while and haven't seen this joke before. It's funny asf

    Pedo needs hard drive checked. Sad

    Explain bear, you didn't understand it. If it says newton died a virgin, it implies the baby didn't (hence the "whats the difference" idea). Sooo, the idea indirectly expressed is that the joke teller fucked the baby before he killed it. Pretty dark

    Living Gambian Mongoose

    Related jokes