What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Isaac Newton vs. Stabbed Baby
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it's comparing a famous scientist, Isaac Newton, to a dead baby. The punchline is that Newton died a virgin, implying that at least Newton got laid before dying, while the baby didn't even get a chance. It's dark humor because, well, a baby dies. And you're probably laughing because you're messed up.
ewtitties
omf
Ben Dover
Savage 😵
ANoNyMoUs
I just can't man, I've been on this site for a while and haven't seen this joke before. It's funny asf
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Anonymous
Pedo needs hard drive checked. Sad
Anonymous
pedophile alert!!!
spiderplant
ew pedo
✨Jassy✨
wtf
✨Jassy✨
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Jake_The_Sussy_Baka_Man
omg i love it
Jake_The_Sussy_Baka_Man
thanks i got many ideas
Anonymous
Explain bear, you didn't understand it. If it says newton died a virgin, it implies the baby didn't (hence the "whats the difference" idea). Sooo, the idea indirectly expressed is that the joke teller fucked the baby before he killed it. Pretty dark