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Isaac Newton vs. Stabbed Baby

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Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it's comparing a famous scientist, Isaac Newton, to a dead baby. The punchline is that Newton died a virgin, implying that at least Newton got laid before dying, while the baby didn't even get a chance. It's dark humor because, well, a baby dies. And you're probably laughing because you're messed up.

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I just can't man, I've been on this site for a while and haven't seen this joke before. It's funny asf

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Explain bear, you didn't understand it. If it says newton died a virgin, it implies the baby didn't (hence the "whats the difference" idea). Sooo, the idea indirectly expressed is that the joke teller fucked the baby before he killed it. Pretty dark

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