What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It's comparing Kobe Bryant, a basketball player who died in a helicopter crash, to Jeffrey Epstein, a real sicko who abused underage girls. The "going down" part has two meanings: it's about Epstein's victims and Kobe's helicopter crashing. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you're probably laughing 'cause you have no soul. Facts!