Vs jokes
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.