What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
girls : π*Period*βοΈπ Men : πΏ*Growth*πΏπΏπΏ
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
me: pretend ur name is βpubertyβ
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) Iβll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: donβt worry your beard off! (Pats his back) Iβll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...Iβm still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) donβt touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine itβll stay. Weβll just call it....puberty
why can i be black becouse I look like I have puberty and I sound like I had puberty
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
