Vs jokes
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.