Vs jokes

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.