What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
How did a blonde commit suicide
She jumped from the basement window
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."
"Wait, wha.."
"What?"
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
