Basement jokes
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
for real
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.