How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

How did a blonde commit suicide

She jumped from the basement window

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb… A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark…

I like my women how I like my wine

Aged 9 years and lives in the basement

What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.

Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie… But she still is in my basement, since she can’t run!

Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

There was a boy a named Sammy and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne but she didn’t notice him or talk to him but one day she did and they end up liking each and getting married and lived happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy snuck in Raynes house at night and Kidnapped her locked her in his basement and turned her in a puppet so she be with him forever and ever. The End.

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don’t know, my basement is still dark.

I like my girls like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in my basement.

How many dead baby’s does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It’s not 8 because my basement is still dark

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue asks, “Hey, what’s your body count?”

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, “I’m talking about sex.”

The man then turns back and mumbles, “Oh… I thought you saw inside the basement…”

“Wait, wha…”

“What?”

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I’m guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.