Basement jokes

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

"Wait, wha..."

"What?"

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest's basement.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.