Basement jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
for real
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.