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Light

Anonymous

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

Old

Evan Regnier

I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up

Jesus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

Kid

Anonymous

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark…

Difference

Gus

What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile’s basement? Little kids leave preschool.

Man

Anonymous

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue asks, “Hey, what’s your body count?”

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, “I’m talking about sex.”

The man then turns back and mumbles, “Oh… I thought you saw inside the basement…”

“Wait, wha…”

“What?”

Girl

Anonymous

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

Baby

Smokescreen

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

Difference

Anonymous

What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t

Windows

Anonymous

How did a blonde commit suicide

She jumped from the basement window

Jesus

Unscrewedfish7

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

Prostitution

Anonymous

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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Kid

Anonymous

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb well it’s not 53 cause my basements still dark

Difference

Amar-khalif-kyree

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

Sadness

your freindly fen

Apparently rock bottom has a basement… :\

Baby

Ay ish u boi uh skinny p

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

Priest

-.-

What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.

Legs

memer42069

Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie… But she still is in my basement, since she can’t run!

Box

Anonymous

Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements

Girl

William "Kill Me" Owens

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

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