Basement jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

"Wait, wha..."

"What?"

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!

Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

How did a blonde commit suicide?

She jumped from the basement window.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.