How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie… But she still is in my basement, since she can’t run!
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
There was a boy a named Sammy and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne but she didn’t notice him or talk to him but one day she did and they end up liking each and getting married and lived happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy snuck in Raynes house at night and Kidnapped her locked her in his basement and turned her in a puppet so she be with him forever and ever. The End.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, “Hey, what’s your body count?”
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, “I’m talking about sex.”
The man then turns back and mumbles, “Oh… I thought you saw inside the basement…”
How many dead baby’s does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It’s not 8 because my basement is still dark
How many dead babies does it take to change a light-bulb? must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.