What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Apple vs. Suicidal Person
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is dark. Like, "hide your kids" dark. It's comparing an apple hanging from a tree to a person who is...also hanging from a tree. Because they offed themself. You are probably too stupid to understand that some people unfortunately consider that. I bet your IQ is lower than your age. Boom! Roasted!