Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny Mulan can look into your forehead and sing reflection
Mike Oxlong
why can't an orphan play baseball.................................they can't find their way home
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
why was 10 scared? bcs 9/11 came flying in
Are you lightning? Because you're mcqueen
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
Willies