Beet

Beet Jokes

Farmer

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Wife

I caught my wife cheating on me.

I beat my son and grounded him.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

DJ

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the beet!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Nazi

Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?

They couldn't beet the Nazis.

Cop

Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚