Beet jokes
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.