After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
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