Beet jokes
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.