Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
Steve
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
Women