Vs jokes
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
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What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.