What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Listen up, dummy! You're so dense, you probably think a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. The "joke" here plays on the Christian belief that Jesus was crucified on a cross, which involved multiple nails. A painting of Jesus, however, only needs one nail to hang on the wall. Get it now, blockhead?