I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Vision Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Make him read a book.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
"Spell ICUP."
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.