If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
Who is the blindest person in the world?
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
