Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
why does batman cover half of his face?
to let the police know that hes white
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
What's the differnce between Batman and a gay person What batman has no one to call daddy
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
Where would batman get his freak on at? The batcave? or the bat strip club?
Joker: Knock knock... Batman: Who's there? Joker: Not your parents!
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
Why do orphans like Batman?
They are 50% like him.
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
