Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What is an orphan's favorite show? Batman.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Q. what walks through alleys and has hole in in it. A. batman's parents
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
What did 1 orphan say to the other orphan? Robin! Jump in the bat mobile.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Joker: Knock knock... Batman: Who's there? Joker: Not your parents!
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
