Batman Jokes

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!

I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman

Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...