"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
