"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
