Perception

Perception jokes

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Money

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Memes

Bomb

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Irony

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

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  • Light

    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Cheese grater

    I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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  • Man

    A fat man meets a skinny man.

    The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

    And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

    Suicide

    Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.

    Woman

    I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

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  • Dark Humor

    Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."

    Man

    If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

    If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

    If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.