Perception jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Helen Keller def faked it.

You are the joke.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.