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Man

Anonymous

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Puns

Sub2ElephantProductions

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

Woman

Anonymous

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

Means

Anonymous

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

Fish

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Bad

Dead bleach meme

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

Woman

Person

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

Week

Trint

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Music

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

Friend

Anonymoustache 99

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

See

joker 72

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

Man

Anonymous

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

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People

Anonymous

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

Means

No name nick

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

Arms

GRUCK

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

Jesus

Anonymous

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

Personal

Anonymous

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Fork

Joel Phillips

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

Orange

Daniel King

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

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