What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common
Neither of them can see their parents.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it
What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
what do you call a blind german?
a notsee
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
