A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

what do you call a blind german?

a notsee

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.