What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
