Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

What do you call a blind German A not see

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

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