Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it’s sea food.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn’t see that well.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it
This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.
In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.
stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
Neither has he.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
What do you call a blind German A not see
A blind man walk into a bar…and a table…and a chair…and the counter
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”
The room was full of arm amputees.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
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