Bar

Anonymous

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Beach

Anonymous

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

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Dead bleach meme

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

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Woman

Anonymous

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

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Woman

Person

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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Means

Anonymous

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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Week

Trint

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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Sea

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Puns

Sub2ElephantProductions

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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Wonder

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

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Friend

Anonymoustache 99

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

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Means

No name nick

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

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Arms

GRUCK

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

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Hand

Kenny

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

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Fork

Joel Phillips

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

People

Anonymous

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

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joker 72

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

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Personal

Anonymous

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Orange

Daniel King

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!