Blind

Blind Jokes

Sexual Relationship

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Orphan

    What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

    Blind woman

    A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

    It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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  • Charity

    I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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  • Cheese grater

    I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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  • Dark Humor

    Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."

    Time

    In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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  • Blind man

    This is really mean...

    A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."

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  • Dark Humor

    Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

    Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

    Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

    Mom: Exactly!

    Birthday

    Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

    Funeral

    At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

    On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

    “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.