Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

What do you call a blind German A not see

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

A blind man walk into a bar…and a table…and a chair…and the counter

I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?


A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.