What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
