A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!