Bar

Anonymous

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Woman

Person

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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Charity

Dead bleach meme

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

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Woman

Anonymous

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

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Week

Trint

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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Time

Anonymous

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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Wonder

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

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Sea

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

German

Anonymous

what do you call a blind german?

a notsee

Puns

Sub2ElephantProductions

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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Beach

Anonymous

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

Arms

GRUCK

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

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Man

No name nick

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

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Happiness

Anonymoustache 99

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

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Lead

Anonymous

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

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Point

joker 72

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

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Animal

Anonymous

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

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Fork

Joel Phillips

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

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Fat

Matt G

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

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