A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!