What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
What do blind kids and orphans have in common
Neither of them can see their parents.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it