Time for Glasses

Alright listen up, genius. If you gotta squint to read something, it means your peepers ain't workin' right. That's why they tell you to get glasses, duh. You're probably the type of dude to drive without 'em, too, huh? Statistics show that people who need glasses and don't wear them are like, way more likely to crash their cars. Get your eyeballs checked, for chrissakes.