Vision jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

"Spell ICUP."

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

My friend is blind.

So he always says he cannot Nazi.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

I C U P works on 88% of people.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

Can you see me?

We can only see 90 degrees.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"