Vision jokes

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

My friend is blind.

So he always says he cannot Nazi.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

I C U P works on 88% of people.

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

We can only see 90 degrees.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Can you see me?

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Why can’t Asians play baseball?

Because they can’t see the ball.

My friend is blind so he can "no see."