Sight jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
The happier they get, the less they see.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.