What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
The happier they get, the less they see.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
