What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
a blind man was walking into a fish market, he took a deep breath and said... “goodmorning ladies”
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
She responds: “see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “but mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
