Sight jokes
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Can you see me?
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Guys I cant see him
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.