My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? - Because they don't C#.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
I can see my future in your forehead
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"
