My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Vision Jokes
The happier they get, the less they see.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
I can see my future in your forehead.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."