My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
I can see my future in your forehead.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
