Vision

Vision jokes

Future

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

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  • Blonde

    Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

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  • Nuke

    Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

    Orphan

    How are orphans and blind kids similar?

    They both have never seen their parents :)

    Memes

    Well

    Why did the blind man fall down the well?

    He just couldn't see that well.

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  • Man

    An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

    Parent

    Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

    Because they can’t see their parents.

    Kid

    Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?

    Mum: See the four birds over there?

    Kid: Huh, wait a minute.

    Mum: A drunk person would see eight.

    Kid: Mum, but there is only two.

    Asian man

    An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.

    The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."

    The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."